You know the drill:
As of 11:59 p.m. on 11/06 I have 5,330 words.

Morale:
Pleasantly surprised that I managed to write as much as I did considering what a long day I had at work.

Random statistic that doesn't really require me to think:
Average word length in characters = 4.28 (man, those pronouns and prepositions really drag you down).

Favorite completely-bland-but-oddly-appropriate-sentence-that-leads-to-a-major-fight-scene of the day:

"I want my book."

P.S. Didn't get around to that sex scene yet, but I did outline the whole story as far as the climax (rimshot).