I was about to cross the street on my way home from work tonight when one of those "screw pedestrians - I’m turning NOW!" cars whipped out in front of me. I had just enough time to notice two things: 1) there was only one person in the car, and 2) "Northwest Driving School" was written on the door.

Since I suspect they don’t send students out alone it seems reasonable to suppose the driver was an instructor.

We’re all doomed.