December 20, 2002
Let 'er RIP

Today I noticed that some of the phrases in various e-mails I received would be good candidates for my epitaph:

Dec. 20 - LAST DAY to choose from over 1 million products

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Mmmm...bacon!

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a wholly owned subsidiary of SLM Corporation


But by far my favorite:

I actually quite enjoyed this one, even if I didn't know what the hell was going on half the time.