Yet another item from yet another last night:

I saw the same balloon animal makin’ clown I spotted popping his unsold wares a few months back. He was in transit this time, bucket of balloons in one hand, stool in the other. The only thing noticeably different was very noticeably different – his face make-up was more reminiscent of Diane Ladd after her lipstick application freakout in Wild at Heart than Emmett Kelly. His face was almost completely covered in reddish orange paint, with a broad yellow oval outline around his mouth and another around both eyes.

This was the scary-ass clown the other scary-ass clowns go out of their way to avoid.