January 29, 2004
Not So Much Carrie White as Samantha Stevens on a Bad Day
The car makes a fast left a couple of feet in front of me. I turn and get an eyeful of tail light, and take a moment to imagine the engine and drivetrain dropping straight down as the rest of the car slides forward on a trail of cartoon sparks.
It's a good thing I don't know how to wiggle my nose.