You know what would be way more helpful than coming into my hotel room and turning back a corner of the sheets and leaving a mint on my pillow? Following me around bars and saying, when and to whom it’s appropriate, “Um, no.”
And then just leave the mint on my coaster.
Speaking as one of the ‘toads’ some of really are a lot more kissable than those more widely regarded princes
Hope you are having fun everywhere you go – G