Turndown Service

You know what would be way more helpful than coming into my hotel room and turning back a corner of the sheets and leaving a mint on my pillow? Following me around bars and saying, when and to whom it’s appropriate, “Um, no.”

And then just leave the mint on my coaster.

One thought on “Turndown Service

  1. Gary

    Speaking as one of the ‘toads’ some of really are a lot more kissable than those more widely regarded princes :)

    Hope you are having fun everywhere you go – G


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