If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 15 miles to the…

Via A, behold Tales of the Plush Cthulhu!

However, if you find yourself in Piccadilly, do not attempt to buy a plush Cthulhu here:

It will only lead to embarrassing conversations about false advertising and what, exactly, constitutes a “toy”.

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