I spent part of the evening completing a questionnaire for Something I Will Announce Shortly, and when I got here:
3. Whatâ€™s a good first line for a story youâ€™re not going to write yourself?
The Devil arrives on cloven ice skates, scraping up a rime of concrete as he skids to a stop.
“Nice haircut,” I say.
“I have great respect for Miss Dorothy Hamill,” the Devil says.
…and then realized I was lying, because I totally have to write that story someday.