To Whom It May Concern

6:47 p.m.

Dear Diary,

Tonight I discovered Goat’s Milk Yogurt. It’s dreamy.

6:49 p.m.

Dear Sour Cream,

I think we need to start seeing other people.

– J

6:52 p.m.

Dear Diary,

I don’t know…I’m sooooo into him, but every once in a while I just think, “OMG, this was squeezed out of a goat.”

6:58 p.m.

Dear Goat’s Milk Yogurt,

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it. Where you come from makes you who you are. And I love who you are. Except I’m kind of pissed you read my diary.

Oh who am I kidding — I can’t stay mad at you.



One thought on “To Whom It May Concern

  1. WiggleButt

    Mmmmmm Goat’s Milk Yogurt. You should try Goat’s Milk. They even have a low-fat version. It’s yummy in coffee, lattes (you’ve got to make them yourself though), and oatmeal. Mmmmmmmm, Goat’s Milk.


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